Mark has written many hours of comedy and has performed his shows at numerous festivals around the world.

In 2012 he brings a brand new hour of comedy your way.

NEW SHOW FOR 2012

Can you read people's nostrils?

Do you know where liars scratch?

Mark gives you the skills you need

to avoid creeps and losers.

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(2011) Grammar don't matter on a first date.

Let Mark explain how your grasp of grammar can affect your chance of romance. A comedy show for all those who have broken up over a misused apostrophe.

(2010) I've been watching you Australians ... but not in a creepy way

After five years of sell-out festivals and countless gigs around Australia, Mark shares his thoughts on those curious creatures called Aussies. A mixture of sharp gags and personal observations from Mark's time in Oz.

(2009) The birds and the bees

In the guise of a bumbling science teacher, he delivers a tongue-in-cheek lesson on the birds and the bees and the bits in-between. Treating his audience like eleven year-olds, he tries to explain what our mummies and daddies are really doing in the bedroom.

(2008) Body language

What does your body language say about you? Let Mark explain as he explores the way we pose, pout, flirt and scratch.

Are you nervous, aggressive or just a freak? Learn about the body language we humans use to attract a mate.

(2007) It's not big, it's not clever

Mark created an online survey to find out if Australian attitudes towards swearing differ from those of British people. But because of a foolish promise made to his grandmother he must share his findings without technically swearing

(2006) Immigrants' guide to Australia

Ever wondered what immigrants think of Australians? Mark mixes his sharp style of stand-up with video-clips of other immigrants talking candidly about life in Australia. Set in a detention centre, this mock seminar explains what life is like on the outside.

(2004) Planes, trains and a horse's head

In an experiment to test Japanese reactions to abnormal behaviour, Mark travelled around Japan wearing a horse's head. On a plane bound for Melbourne, and with the help of an airline stewardess, he tells his tale of travel, culture and the land of the rising sun.